If ancient cosmic beings had their own incomprehensible system of politics, Stanley would be their Alex Jones. He rants ceaselessly about things that sound like they could be political opinions. Vaguely. His takes are hotter than the celestial furnace of the stars themselves.
Stanley is a bot made with Tracery and Cheap Bots Done Quick. He spits out new wisdom every ten minutes. If mentioned, he will respond with his own hot takes indefinitely.