It’s me, Holiday Agent Peep.
I don’t appreciate being coddled and squished like a toy. I’m a grown woman. But I’ll set that aside for now. We have serious business to attend to.
You may remember how Stephen King’s The Outsider™ framed Garth Guppy for the murder of Lonnie Lamb, who was trying to use the three Easter Crystals to prevent the resurrection of Bad Steve. We’ve discovered he is working in league with the cult of Bad Steve to make that resurrection a reality, and he’s using the crystals to help them ensure the horror is even worse.
We believe we will have this fight by MAYDAY regardless, but if we manage to find even one of the crystals, we can slow the cult and weaken their power. My Holiday Operatives and I have tracked down what I believe to be a lead on the location of the first of the crystals. It won’t be easy to find it, and I need your help. Here’s what you’ll have to do:
Track down my bunny paratrooper operatives in the field and listen to what they have to say. They’ve been gathering crucial intelligence. They’ll have encoded it to prevent it being overheard. They won’t be able to directly decode it, but they might be able to give you hints to lead you to someone who can. As far as I know, they’re all downstairs, but you’ll have to look in cupboards and drawers. They had to hide well from the dark forces searching for them. There are fourteen eggs, but only eight of them contain operatives and intelligence.
Using the decoded intelligence, you will need to find HIDDEN LETTER CLUES, and information about them. Some of these letters are hidden in bizarre places. Write these letters down and unscramble them based on the clues the operatives give you.
The string of letters formed by the HIDDEN LETTER CLUES will be the password to this linked page, where you will find clues that can help you track down the crystal. It is important to have the crystal in your possession by MAYDAY. Keep the password close and when May 1st comes around, go to that very same page and enter that very same password for your instructions.
We WILL save the world. Thank you for your help.